FOUR LOKO

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CBS NEWS ASKS THE QUESTION: 'IS FOUR LOKO LIQUID COCAINE'?

[PICTURED HERE: WATERMELON EDITION]

No, it is not liquid cocaine. Rather, it is like a turbo-charged version of MillerCoors' Sparks, which was neutered 2 years ago by a consortium of overzealous attorneys-general. Thankfully, this formula is an improvement on Sparks in every way: it has double the alcohol (12% ABV) and a substantial amount of caffeine. Reportedly the European version is liquor-based (rather than malt-based) and has absinthe in the mix. Basically, this drink is CrAzY & makes you think you have gone LoCo. Rather than even try to describe it in words, I instead present you with the following pictorial essay about what drinking a can of this is like:

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